Favorite fmylife's

[Sav]

Let's all share our favorite (or at least some that you think are "good") fml posts.. Although, I guess we'd have to try to keep them appropriate, but there are plenty there are. To start it off:

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

[sherri]

Let's all share our favorite (or at least some that you think are "good") fml posts.. Although, I guess we'd have to try to keep them appropriate, but there are plenty there are. To start it off:

I know you still aren't speaking to me, but this is one of the funniest sites ever. Quite addictive...

[rudeboy]

I know you still aren't speaking to me, but this is one of the funniest sites ever. Quite addictive...

aaaah, the rest of us is sherri, don't pout :}

(fmylife was fun, but i think too much is/sounds made up..)

[Sav]

I know you still aren't speaking to me, but this is one of the funniest sites ever. Quite addictive...

Umm, I am.. I kind of replied to your PM. I've gotten over that. What was in the past was in the past, today is a new day. No need to look backwards.

[Sav]

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

That is funny/sad at the time time. I don't know what I would do if I was her parent.

[rudeboy]

WTF... now they're changing around and posting Seinfeld scenes, quite lame.

Today, when I was at starbucks, I tipped the lady behind the counter because she was working the register and making drinks. Right as I tipped her she turned to go make my drink, and didnt see. I wanted her to see so I took back my money out of the jar. She saw that and banned me from the store. FML


(happened in the episode where George get's lunch for -calzone- George Steinbrenner)

[Sav]

That one just sounds fake. No shock it's from Seinfeld.

Today, I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I called all my family members to invite them over this evening because I had some very important news for them that could not wait. They all declined the invite. When I asked why, they said they were going to my cousins to watch his new TV. FML

That's sad.

[sherri]

Umm, I am.. I kind of replied to your PM. I've gotten over that. What was in the past was in the past, today is a new day. No need to look backwards.

Thank you.

@rb....you think??? Some sound made up, but others are too strange to be...

@Sav, most of the ones I find funny can't be shared here! (I liked the one today about the kid who thought his parents were taking him to the mall & they brought him to a military type school instead...)

[Sav]

HAHAHAHA. Now this plain sucks for her.

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

[rudeboy]

@rb....you think??? Some sound made up, but others are too strange to be...

i do, at times... think (but usually not before i say stuff :}